Easy Homemade Nut Milk

If you have any nuts at home, it is literally easier to make nut milk than to figure out how to get it from the store during the pandemic.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of nuts, really any kind, preferably not salted
  • water
  • salt, optional
  • 1-2 dates for extra dank flavor, optional

Tools:

  • a blender
  • an old t-shirt, pillowcase, clean kitchen towel to strain the milk thru
  • Some container (mixing bowl, large measuring cup, or the container below) to strain the nut milk into after you pour it out of the blender
  • a container to keep your milk in the fridge

Instructions:

  1. The day before you are out of milk, put one cup of nuts in 2 cups of water to soak. If you don’t do this ahead of time it doesn’t actually matter, but soaking makes processing the nuts into milk easier.
  2. Drain the water off of your soaked nuts and rinse them.
  3. Put the nuts in a blender. I use a regular ass blender. Nothing special.
  4. Add 4 cups of water to the blender, pinch of salt, 1-2 dates.
  5. Blend on high for 5 minutes or as long as you can handle to listen to a blender on high.
  6. You are now going to strain out the nut chunks.
    *Take whatever cloth strainer you found and position it over the top of your mixing bowl or measuring cup or what have you.
    *Lining the inside of a colander or mesh strainer with your cloth can help with this.
    *I use a little pouch made of jersey knit cloth that some pillowcases I bought came in. It has a drawstring on the top, and I can tighten the drawstring around the lip of the container I pour the stuff into.
  7. Pour the nut milk into your straining contraption. Let it drain, then squeeze out the remaining milk.
  8. You’re done! Keep your fresh homemade nut milk in the fridge up to a week. Maybe more. IDK smell it or see if it tastes weird. 4 cups of nut milk gets me through a week of coffee and oatmeal so it works out just fine.

A container of nut milk that only has nuts and water in it will cost, minimum, $5 from any store. A pound of nuts costs between $7-12. Do some home econ math in your head on that one.

The major, most available brands of nut milk contain lots of other ingredients, including emulsifiers and preservatives. This recipe is pretty bare bones and I know I can digest everything in it without complication.

Health Care: Denied

My gastrointerologist told me if I am not interested in being on Remicade (or a similarly priced drug) for the rest of my life I should seek treatment elsewhere. She did not prescribe me Prednisone to stop my flare. She wants me to take tests and have a colonoscopy. She wants to discuss medication options in a month. She is comfortable with me being in an active flare for 6 weeks without medication.

Clearly this is upsetting news, and also problematic. Because I cannot afford her treatment option, she is going to forego prescribing me the standard treatment for my condition that has been used for the past 70 years. Without tests to verify that I am having a flare, she will not prescribe the medication I need. She does not believe that I know my body well enough to know when I am sick. (Normally I would be okay with tests, but since I am already taking steroids the tests won’t show any inflammation. I need a new prescription now because I do not have enough pills to safely taper down from the prescribed dosage.)

The first time I had a Crohn’s flare, it took 3 months and at least 7 different doctors to get a diagnosis. I was turned away by doctors who told me that my month long diarrhea was not chronic enough. I took all kinds of tests. I had resident doctors stare at my asshole. I was wasting away. I was starving to death.

I had a colonoscopy, and they ripped apart my bleeding ulcerated colon to take biopsies to confirm the visible inflammation. Twice.

I do not need to go through the process of proving that I have a chronic disease a second time. I just need steroids to stop the flare. I refuse to wait another 3 months, wasting away and starving to death. I refuse to wait 6 weeks.

7 days into my flare I started taking steroids so I could avoid further damage to my colon. This seems prudent. The longer the flare continues, the more damage is done to my colon. Holding me hostage financially and by withholding basic, affordable, evidence-based prescription medication is unethical and unconscionable.

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