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Polenta Potatoes
Swig of olive oil 1 onion 3 Yukon gold potatoes 2 large carrots 2 celery stalks Garlic Sea salt Bay leaves, thyme, black pepper Veg stock Quick grits Chop the veggies and saute in the olive oil. Add herbs and spices. Cook a bit to mingle flavors. Add veg stock and simmer for 30 mins.Continue reading “Polenta Potatoes”
Fatigue
My thyroids fucked up but I’m too tired to tell you about it
Meal Planning
When I make my shopping list I write down the dishes I want to make for the week, adding each of their ingredients. The first dish is based off of what I already have in my kitchen so I’ll finish the old produce first. The goal is to waste less so I buy less.
Irritable #4
A year of comics and rumination about chronic illness now available. Email totbchicago@gmail.com for a printable PDF and instructions, or I can send you a copy by snail mail.
Disappointing Chips
Now for sale at Table Top. It’s like eating a mouthful of dill and washing it down with a tidal wave of salt.
Beechwold Salad
For best effect, dance in your kitchen to Joy Division, Closer, during preparation and consumption of the following salad: 2-3 dates, chopped 1/4 c toasted almond 1 avocado, smush it around with the other stuff Some lettuce or other leafy green 1/3 c shredded cabbage 1/2 c garbanzo and/or kidney beans 2 T olive oilContinue reading “Beechwold Salad”
Ginger Snausage Dumplings
My best friend gave me a Dolly Parton sweatshirt. My wardrobe is complete. Ginger Snausage Dumplings 1/4 tube Gimme Lean vegan snausage, pinched into chunks Spoonful of sugar Thumb sized chunk grated ginger Green onions, chopped, to taste 10 wonton wrappers Mix the snausage, ginger, sugar and green onions together in a bowl. Spoon theContinue reading “Ginger Snausage Dumplings”
SAD and Perfect Granola
Seasonal Affective Disorder is this hilarious game you play with your eyeballs and your brain from December to February. You will always lose the game. Eventually you will be completely dead inside and only motivated to get off the couch by money. After 20 years of trying and failing, I have finally perfected homemade granola.Continue reading “SAD and Perfect Granola”
2020 Goals
Dopest garden Stay in remission Get smarter, read books Pay off more debt Cook at home
Eating Vegan with Crohn's Disease 