Beechwold Salad

For best effect, dance in your kitchen to Joy Division, Closer, during preparation and consumption of the following salad:

• 2-3 dates, chopped
• 1/4 c toasted almond
• 1 avocado, smush it around with the other stuff
• Some lettuce or other leafy green
• 1/3 c shredded cabbage
• 1/2 c garbanzo and/or kidney beans
• 2 T olive oil
• Drizzle red wine vinegar to taste
• Spices, salt, pepper, nut yeast to taste, stir it around until the avocado starts making a cream sauce with the oil and vinegar

Eat alone.