How does one “Feel Better?”

With Crohn’s disease, when you start feeling like shit you know you are in for the long haul. Crohn’s is a Victorian wasting disease where the only remedies are hot pads, cold compresses, and moving to the mountains where the air is less tubercular. Except it’s 2025 and you can’t buy morphine or heroin overContinue reading “How does one “Feel Better?””

Pain

Two nights ago I experienced what I think may have been the worst pain of my life. Following a very high stress week, like crying at work, the students can tell something is wrong stress, like your elderly parents and disabled brother are living in filth with mouse shit all over their kitchen and onlyContinue reading “Pain”

The Bowel Prep.

1. Pick a really good comedy to watch. Have like 6-8 hours of programming. 2. Don’t mix the laxatives with anything, just chug it then bite into a wedge of lemon. Lime would probably also be good. Maybe you can do a miralax body shot and also do salt. 3. Use wet wipes to maintainContinue reading “The Bowel Prep.”

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